With similar modules installed on my other sites in this project group, I hope and intend to deliver much more in terms of sharing life experience and Law Of Attraction.

This post is for a low key announcement that, yes I am all stations go now.

Please note…. these are all numbered “ #1? ON PURPOSE!”

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1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work! strong hints do not work! obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing’, we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics and Sex, Sport, or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, its like camping.

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Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them an education. Do share this, via a link. Let people visit this page. Please don’t spoil the fun by copy pasting it. Thank you.

Well not only Hollywood but almost every conceivable media, section of society, believers and atheists, sinners and saints, intellects and duffers, rich and richer, poor and those who don’t fit as either rich or poor, students and teacher, ancient and contemporary has wrestled with this date. World is ending! WoW …

There are some optimists amongst them. Good on them. A certain section of the society snobbishly snubs them of as ‘New Age’ people. They don’t see anything theatrically gory or grand finale to dear Earth with all the pyro technique. They rather tread on gentile side of human being. They are toying with the idea that something magnificently beautiful is going to happen to what is called ‘Consciousness’. Whatever it be, no one has spared the topic. Sometimes it feels as if the topic is more abused then the subject of discussing GOD.

Now since everyone is taking a token dip in this flowing river, I thought I did also indulge myself and express a few views of my own on the entire subject.

For those of you who have followed my writings, my thinking and my training, you know, I am all about freedom. I am about life. Joy and happiness is what interests me. That is the reason why I am so fumbled to see many learned people actually paranoid with this idea of world coming to an end. People have started preparing for it. Suddenly there are so many unheard clans, spiritual groups and followings, Churches, Evangelists, Gurus and well you know the lots, the crystal danglers, are cashing on this one story. Many have even flourished. A few have stretched the hysteria to that extra mile by setting up ‘safe’ points on the planet where a few chosen ones will have access to and be saved on the dooms day.

All sorts of new forms of science surfaced. Words those are more difficult than pronouncing the names of the characters from Chronicles of Narnia or Lord of The Ring have assumed place in commonplace vocabulary. Suddenly some bizarre hypothesis is hard sold, rather slammed upon under pretext of ancient civilizations unearthed secrets. Some even are futuristic in their flavour with adding a bit of spice of unknown frontiers of space and aliens. Everybody is everywhere except where they need to be. Everybody is either digging the past in an attempt predict the future. No is here where they ought to be. There is only one truth and there is only one place. Right here, right now.

I don’t get it. What is the story behind so much of attachment to life? Isn’t death obvious? Why worry about something inevitable? Is it ego or ignorance? Oh hell what difference does it make? Ego and ignorance are synonyms in my understanding.

If, for GOD has a plan to wipe the earth out, so be it. I cannot be bothered. I will definitely not be bothered with a pathetic idea of saving myself from the wrath of GOD or the power of Nature. It will be stupid to even think that I can stay unharmed with the rest of the planet will be wiped out.

Let’s say if I do manage to save myself from the event of disaster, what good is it? Can you imagine life on planet after that? Do you have any idea? There will dead bodies around. No drinking water, shortage of food, no toilets, no hot showers, no super market, no cars, no airplanes, no clear sky, no colour TV, no cell phones, no trees, no birds, no people, well not many, all struggling to survive, more or less like the victims of hurricane, flood, tornado, famines, tsunami, earthquake and worst, a nuclear holocaust. Have they even thought that they may not even have their own loved ones with them?

Something like one permanent winter, with Sun blocked by the cloud of dust. Will it be life worth living? Will you living at all? One will barely be surviving. You don’t seem to get the picture do you? Go to Somalia, Congo or in that case any of those suffering African nations or any nation in that matter where people are just hoarded together in refugee camps. Live there for a day and taste for yourself. Live without comforts of your current life. Live without convenience of your modern city and then think about what would it be like if the entire earth became one big refugee camp? Are you prepared to live in such conditions? Heck not me. I did rather die in the holocaust. Whatever it be, an earthquake, a meteor or direct lightening on my head. I did prefer to be dead, and accept GODs will. I will definitely not bother myself to find ‘safe’ or ‘blessed’ spots on earth where I will need to bribe to get a spot and save myself from the doom. Because life after whatever that is, won’t be worth living.

Imagine not having your friends, your family, your pet, you nagging boss, your nosy neighbour, the grumpy customer care, out of order ATM, long que at super market, crowded trains, warm rains, freezing winters, white snow, the Christmas, the Hanuka, The Id, The Diwali … the food, the smell, the noise, the chaos. The nostalgia in the madness of masses, all gone and what is left is dark dull gloomy monotonous life of survival. Not me. I did be dead.

I am enjoying my now. The present is beautiful. Devastation of earth is a big thing and let Nature worry about it. I say if the planet is going to see some catastrophe, so be it. Trust me, we have no power or control over it. We can’t even predict it, forget averting it. Mother Nature is far too powerful then entire human race put together. So why bother. Can you fix the leaking pipe in your toilet? No you can’t. Then how do you propose to stop the catastrophe? You can’t even take care of the neighbours annoying kids. You think you will be able to take care of something such magnanimously destructive and save yourself?

SO my dear friends, I will be writing the following post on that day, well not exactly the same post, but something similar for others to read.

Date: 21 December 2012

Time: Sometime during the day

Place: Somewhere on the Planet Earth

The world is coming to an end. So they say. Today. Looking around, I find people so anxiously engrossed in the topic, half scared, half amused and mix of other mutually exclusive emotions.

To me the Sky looks pretty clear. Ground is not shaking where I am. No Dragons are flying over my head nor is any volcano spitting tormenting lava on my building. I hear birds, cars, people, wind, ocean, a baby crying … just as always. And I am listening to Louis Armstrong’s ever so charming song ‘What a wonderful world’…

Note: This article is an edited/rewritten extract from my book in traffic (since it is not in motion) titled ‘Almost Enlightened’ — Adventures of a Spiritual Geek. I hope and wish to complete the book soon.

Mayan Calendar

No kidding. From where I see, I find that it amusingly true. The so called Atheists are like bunch of kids singing ‘Here we go round the mulberry bush …’

Ironic, sad, funny and yet true. Now it is a different matter altogether on my views on GOD and religion. I can’t stand the rigidity of conforming to norms, to certain belief system that closes the possibility of learning something new, discovering something different, blocking a unique and exhilarating experience. It is not acceptable for me. Life, I feel, is too short to compartmentalise and label it for sake of it.

Atheists, Buddhists, Humanist, Optimist, Pessimist, Chemist all are same for me. They all conform to norms. To rules. They are all slaves of a system they can’t understand. They simply follow what the rules say. Rules that govern their behaviour, their reaction, their response. Everything is measured. Everything is pre-determined for them.

What happened to the true spirit of human being? Well who am I to use the word ‘True Spirit’ here so loosely. However, I do feel that we are born free. Only to enslave ourselves, later on, in the chains of so called society, religion, school, church, government, belief system and all that. Amidst the reigning chaos, I do admire this bunch of jokers who call themselves Atheist.

Their profound statement ‘I don’t believe in GOD’. Love that. See, even they need GOD to prove that they don’t believe in GOD. Under the pretext of ‘Scientific’ thinking or so called logical, rational trash, they still vehemently defend their shallow stand.

Now, hang on, for a moment. Who said I am religious person? Please get that notion out of your head quick. Else you will miss the fun of this article. I am not religious either. I can’t stand the conformity of a religion. I always say, if I have to be slave I did be my own master. I am my own GOD if I have to be.

I chant, I pray, I revere the DIVINE, I love, I laugh, I accept, I surrender, I live, I die and all this is with the ultimate intelligence that I have been granted. Ouch, too heavy. Let me tone it down.

I am the Energy. The ultimate truth. There is nothing but Energy. There is only other state and that is there is no Energy. For some reason, we are paired. Definitely. To complete the oneness. Zero is a very dangerous idea. Of course Zero adds an entirely new dimension to the meaning. In fact it completes the idea of oneness. Look around and you will find that nothing is complete without something else. One gets its value because Zero has none. If there were no Zero what would be One?

You see what I am trying to say is that the belief system is good to follow, so long as one is making sense out of it. People talk about life because there is death. People value good because there is bad.

Atheists don’t believe in GOD. Fine. So they have something that they don’t believe in. The question is however, will not believing in something change the truth? It is perfectly right for them not to believe, and it is their right to do so. However another question is why should they then insist that what they believe is true? Is it not becoming religious? Conforming to norm? Following set patterns of behaviour?

All these ‘isms’ are nothing but religion and any religion in my view are enslaving. At the end of the day, what matters is did you enjoy the moment. Did you live that moment and were thrilled by the experience or you were just too busy trying to see if it fit in your religion?

We are all prisoners of the conditioning. My argument is about this conditioning. We need to break free from it. We are so overwhelmingly dictated by ‘norms’ of society. Standards set by some vague authority which we have formed to govern our lives. We created this to enslave us. We have for some reason become too lazy to live our own life. We have don’t live anymore. We just exist in this pathetic biological form called Homo sapiens.

Someone will notice that this article is result of agitation. Yes, I am agitated. I have been seeing too much rubbish going around. I saw, I read things that disturbed me so much that I just can’t sit back and do nothing about it. I still can’t do much about it.

I will definitely not write about trending subjects to attract more traffic. This blog is not about ‘fat Indian women’ either. This is my blog. My thoughts are published here. It is my world. The free happy world that I prescribe to everyone, world that I want everyone to have.

A world free from rigid belief system.

I do not teach for or against religion. It is not my field to teach that. I do not know religion enough to teach. However what I teach is to respect each and every belief that other may have. It is not the cliché tolerance either I am talking about. Look at it this way for a moment.

You do not want anyone to dictate your life. Would you? Then why do you want to dictate anyone else’s life? Live and let live.

Mother Teresa, once said, ‘Don’t call me to anti-war rally. Call me if there is a peace rally’.

Atheists, for GOD’s sake, find something that you believe in and stop ‘not believing’ in GOD.

PS: I will be polishing this post later sometime. Promise.

It was his encouragement and nourishing of a growing childs curiousity that led me to learn more. Never to worry about formal studies but to explore whatever comes to mind. To be brave, to be honest and to be gentle. With such strong early foundation, I must say I am blessed to have grown in to a more humble simple person.

The three sites are:

The Story Teller: This site. Where you are reading. This will be about me. My adventure. My life, my book and everything about me. Purely to serve as more or less a personal journal. Expressing my mind, exchanging experience had through the day, something about me.

“I factor Theory”: For those who have followed this site so far, good news, this entire ‘I’ Factor Theory has a site of it’s own. What I have been promising here now will be available there. My talks, lectures, notes, comments … the lot. Think of it as the learning centre or information centre.

Buziness side of “I”: This is where I will be offering commercial services or links or any such thing that has to do with earnings. Money part or growing business part will be there. I am not getting the right phrasing for it but .. sort of ‘office’ or ‘shop’ for me and my ‘I’ Factor.

So wish me luck and get ready to explore lots of more stuff that I am going to put up. Since now officially the project is live.

If you are alive there is inconvenience.
If you are alive there are challenges.
If you are alive then every moment you have to face reality,
encounter reality.

Every moment you have to be… ready to change and to move.
Reality has no security and that is its beauty.
Life has no security and that is its beauty.

Because there is no security,
there is adventure.
Because the future is unknown,
nobody knows what is going to happen the next moment.
That’s why there is challenge,
growth, adventure.

If you miss adventure,
you miss all.
If your life is not that of an adventure,
of a search into the unknown,
then you are living in vain.

~ OSHO ~

Somewhere I have mentioned that what I will presenting here is distilled from what I have learnt from great masters. Osho is one of them. His excerpts like this say a profound thing in such simple language and that is the beauty of learning from great masters. Print this and keep it where you can see it. Read it when you feel distressed. Before you begin complaining, give it a thought. I promise, the dark clouds will lift and you will see the light. Stress will dissolve and will make way for calm and serenity.

For those who don’t know, Osho, considered as one of the best known philosopher, thinker, provocative spiritual teacher of 20th Century. Sunday Times of London called him as one the “1000 Makers of Twentieth Century”. American Novelist Tom Robbins called him as “the most dangerous man since Jesus Christ.”

Guppydas

That’s me in the picture and this is a site created by me. Why? For a simple reason. Happiness effect. To spread Happiness is my theme.

This side will reveal to you many aspects that contribute to Happiness. Many of them you didn’t even think were even remotely responsible. Contents on this site are purely expressing my views and experience. Under no circumstances I claim to know it all. No one can. However as you will discover my life history, somewhere stashed away on this site, you will understand where I come from and the this mission of Happiness.

Topics could touch subjects like wealth, health, wellness, meditation, life, relationship, diet, colonics and also introduce to individuals who could help you in the process.

References to maestros like Krishnamurti, Dr. Hew Len, Deepak Chopra, Osho, Vivekananda and many others are used to clearly demonstrate the most simple ideas I have to offer. Through the website and this blog discussion, I intend to reach many people and help them break free. Find that true peace and Happiness. I wish success and abundance to all those who visit this site and spend time reading what I have put together.

What you will find on the site and read in the blogs, written by me is distilled from my personal experiences over the years in world of Spirituality and Wellness.

Hope my thoughts bring a fresh new look at the issue.