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Rule #1

Posted by Guppydas on Oct 12, 2011 in Fun Stuff | 0 comments

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. These are our rules:- Please note…. these are all numbered “ #1? ON PURPOSE!” — 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it...