Rule #1
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. These are our rules:- Please note…. these are all numbered “ #1? ON PURPOSE!” — 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it...
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This is one phenomenon that most of people, not living in tropics will never get a chance to witness. It is hilarious. It is fun. It just simply beyond words to express the sheer innocent joy one gets out of it. Even if you are a victim of the gusty wind and it is your umbrella riding the winds, you will eventually laugh. Forgetting all the misery. It is, believe me a tart little stupid to carry an umbrella in rains that are accompanied by gusty winds. Nothing can stop you from getting wet. So why bother, is my question. Instead, I would say, why not enjoy and embrace the pouring rain...
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes…(You MUST read them out loud). With all due respect to my Chinese friends. I hope they take this with a pinch of salt. If anyone finds it offending, let me know, I will take it out. 1) That’s not right ……………………………. Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a Fugitive? ………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP…………………………………… Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man...
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