Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes…(You MUST read them out loud). With all due respect to my Chinese friends. I hope they take this with a pinch of salt. If anyone finds it offending, let me know, I will take it out.

1) That’s not right ……………………………. Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a Fugitive? ………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP…………………………………… Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ……………………………………… Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ……………………………….. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? …………………….. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ………….. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift …………………… Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here ………………………… Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet …………….. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone ………………………. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week …Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ………………………… Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile …………………. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive …………………. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great …………………………..Fa Kin Su Pah

Enjoy friends.